Swan Boat is an Alter Item found by the Federal Bureau of Control on June 24, 1983 and contained within the Oldest House's Panopticon.
Containment Procedure
No unique procedures required.
Description/Parautility
Item is made of fiberglass, painted to resemble a swan. Foot pedals allow the item to propel forward in water.
The item emits a pulse of physical force at an estimated force of [REDACTED] (possible connection to OOP5?). Measuring the exact force created by the item has been hindered by concerns from the Human Resources Dept.
Background
The item was seized from an activity rental service called [REDACTED] located on Lake [REDACTED] on Vancouver Island, Canada after it ejected numerous riders over the course of a summer, bringing the boat to the attention to the media.
The item was transported to the Bureau by helicopter. A containment specialist accompanied it, sent to recite Formulas C.9 through 32 recursively. What occurred in the helicopter is not known, but all agents were lost in the crash. The item was recovered and then transported by train. It arrived at the Bureau without further incident.
| Altered Items / Objects of Power | |
|---|---|
| Objects of Power | Service Weapon • Hotline • Floppy Disk • Benicoff TV • Songmaster Jukebox • Ashtray and Cigarette • Slide Projector • Merry-Go-Round Horse • X-Ray Light Box • Home Safe |
| Altered Items | The Oscillator • Game Hammer • Waist Mannequin • Arctic Queen • Ocelot's Anchor • Smoking Pram • Holiday Memories Tree • Swan Boat • Jasper Post Box • SHÜM Arcade Cabinets • Guru Surfboard • Pink Flamingo • Maneki-neko Statue • Red Light • Rubber Duck • Simulacrum • Bremen Basket • "Get Well Soon" Balloon • Victorian Mirror • Human Hand Chair • Ramen Lantern • Wolff Globe • Oh Deer Diner Coffee Thermos • Moving Letters • Eagle Limited Train Car • ActionMaxx Camera • Vending Machine • Cowboy boot • Burrough Tractor • Typewritten Page • Crowbar • Mailbox |